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Wednesday, June 16, 2004
11:19 PM
june 16 , 2004
This is the first BLOG since i upgraded my portal software.  Hope this works
Posted By: Blaine Trimmell | Permalink
Tuesday, June 08, 2004
4:22 PM
June 8,2004 - Humor

Not sure who author these but I like them so I but them here. If you know the source let me know and I will give them the credit they desire.
1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life,   I can't even get into my
own pants.
2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess"on it. So I said
"Implants?" She hit me.
4. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50
for Miss America?
5. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend
will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
6. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up
in the first place!
7. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky
dunk."
8. Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell
the difference.
9. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply
press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
10. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school,  but they
can in prison?
11. Wouldn't you know it...Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT
cells live forever.
12. Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court  when the Ten 
Commandments cannot  be displayed in a federal building?
13. Bumper sticker of the year: "If you can read this, thank a
teacher... ...and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

Posted By: Blaine Trimmell | Permalink
4:19 PM
June 8, 2004

BLOGing is like all things NET, cool at first but just an new twist on an old idea.

But had some stuff to remmeber and that is all a BLOG is , an fav list with comments :)

way cool latop gadget, http://www.the-gadgeteer.com/lapworks-lapdesks-review.html

These are just wacky sites
http://www.thepenguinconspiracy.com/
http://www.shoppingcartabuse.com/
http://www.shatnerology.com/
http://www.cheeseracing.org/
http://www.ratemymullet.com
http://www.burntfoodmuseum.com/

These are great 404 error pages:
http://www.glassgiant.com/404.html
http://www.javaskyline.com/404.html
http://www.packetmonkeys.net/qwerty
http://www2.ozin.com/bongo   and this is funny as well , http://www2.ozin.com/
http://www.roswell-online.com/error.htm
http://www.etext.org/Zines/planet/earl.htm

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