| Wednesday, June 16, 2004 |
| 11:19 PM |
| june 16 , 2004 |
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This is the first BLOG since i upgraded my portal software. Hope this works |
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| Tuesday, June 08, 2004 |
| 4:22 PM |
| June 8,2004 - Humor |
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Not sure who author these but I like them so I but them here. If you know the source let me know and I will give them the credit they desire.
1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my
own pants.
2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess"on it. So I said
"Implants?" She hit me.
4. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50
for Miss America?
5. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend
will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
6. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up
in the first place!
7. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky
dunk."
8. Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell
the difference.
9. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply
press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
10. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they
can in prison?
11. Wouldn't you know it...Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT
cells live forever.
12. Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten
Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building?
13. Bumper sticker of the year: "If you can read this, thank a
teacher... ...and since it's in English, thank a soldier" |
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